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In which the mysteries of the universe are explained
And much time can be wasted...
(or something like that)
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Our Current Special
ZZYZX's Phish Stats!!! Stats, stats and more stats. Bet you can't eat just one. Now comes with side dishes of String Cheese Incident Stats and Day By the River StatsAppetizers
- The IHOZ raison d'etre
- The ZZYZXfaq
Explore the Wonderful World of ZZYZX. Fun for the whole family!
Garnished with the ZZYZX
Photo Gallery.
- A rant by Katchoo as to why the CDA is so bad. While I don't personally agree with her views on porn, it's a powerful piece and should be read.
- Fun with phone numbers. What does your phone number spell out? What number would give you your dream word?
- The Relativist Lotto Page
- Listen to ZZYZX
ramble. Why not? It's free. Many of these essays have been
here
before; read them again.
Now includes a link to Zzyzx's live journal. See him spill his most trivial secrets.- The Random Color Generator Making a page but have no idea what colors to use? Try the random color generator. After an hour or so, you might find a combination that looks ok.
Entrees
- The ZZYZX Interstate Highway List Learn completely useless information about the Interstate highway system. Find out which Interstate ends at a Park and Ride. Discover how long I-90 is through South Dakota. You too can become a road geek!
- Play the IHOZ Jukebox. With options ranging from Phish to female singer songwriters, how can you go wrong? Who knows, one day we might even put sounds on this. Includes the hit Tela is not a spy essay!
- SPANDEX's Return Read about our Savior- once a Goldfish, now an Aquatic Angel, SPANDEX died for your unhappiness! (The entire story is now online.)
Beverages
IHOZ has very exacting standards when it comes to beverages. We have recently expanded our selections though to promote our sponsor.
Desserts
In order to concentrate on the quality of our entrees, IHOZ is forced to farm out our desserts. This does not mean that we are not concerned about quality. IHOZ only uses products from the finest bakers- The homepage of Spamily Spamily (a.k.a. Hunger Induce Girl , a.k.a. Knitrix , consort to Photo Take Boy ). has composed a product that you will keep going back for. This strictly vegetarian offering is the perfect treat after a hard day.
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The Pete and Pete Homepage While IHOZ is not Planet
Hollywood, we do serve an occasional television related dish. Pete and
Pete is the best show on television, and with Mr Tastee and Orange
Lazarus, they have shown their commitment to high quality frozen treats.