A little known fact about the Blarney Stone is that it is really a holy
relic of SPANDEX. After all, SPANDEX stands for happiness and
complimenting people makes them happy. Since SPANDEX controlled this
artifact, all of His followers were given a Blarney Pebble which imparts
the power to talk themselves
out of sticky situations. Alas, each use of the Pebble shrinks it a
little bit; when yours becomes too small you have to go back for a
replacement. Therefore, this only gets used in the most dire of
circumstances.